February 2012
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Time Out put us on a list with Bill Cosby and...
January 2012
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Oh I see!
Apparently, my super fun hospital trip from last summer is totally covered except my ultrasound. That doesn’t count as a part of my ER visit because my doctor didn’t give an official approval for it. So when they said, ‘We think your kidneys are failing. We need an ultrasound to check that out.” I should have been like, “Sounds great dude. But is this a referral?...
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Thanks for your help billing lady
Billing lady: Hello. How may I help you?
Me: Hi, my name is Anna and I got this bill-
Billing lady: Hold on, ma'am. I'll help you as soon as I'm done assisting this other party. Hold please.
Me: Oh. Okay?
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I just made a revenue goal sheet that shows more...
Like a boss.
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This morning Giant Husband made me wake up Tiny...
Then I had to go to work.
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“The show is performed by an exceptional cast of Chicago comedians and actors...”
– Nice review! They never get my name right…
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Oh, you have no first hand knowledge of this...
Please. Give me your opinion!
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kelsium:
The bitch in me says that Zooey Deschanel has convinced the world that a flurry of activities that are acceptably feminine but unusual enough to potentially make them a talking point is a valid substitute for a personality.
My frustration is that I like baking and crafting and sweater guards too but now that’s a THING. I like *those things* not how CUTE it is that I like them....
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Thank you for the advice!
I’m stopping by the Bodega on my way home for ONE CIGARETTE.
to rule them all.
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They should sell packs of one cigarette
I don’t want to start smoking again. I want one cigarette to smoke in the bath. Like I’m French or something.
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Don't Feed The Publicists: These are a few of our... →
k101agency:
This week’s installment by Kim Lichtenstein
(in no particular order)
Howard Stern (genius, best interviewer in the world, I’m teetering on Superfan status)
Forgetting to eat lunch (though I can count how many times I’ve done this on one hand)
Finding any new Bravo! Housewives…
I feel so many things about being on a list with Howard Stern… :)
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My sister got called for jury duty
She forgot and apparently they called her and she had to rush down to the court room in her sweatsuit before showering.
During their interviews the attourney asked her if she had bumper stickers and if so what they said. In attempt to get off the hook, she said she had one that says, “Marijuana is awesome.” It was a drug case. Apparently he got very serious and she had to admit...
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“Oh my gosh. It’s so ‘A Little Fall of Rain’, I can’t...”
– Things said about the final scene in Jersey Shore: The Musical
“We accept all girls in kindergarten through 12th grade as members. If a child...”
– Rachelle Trujillo, vice president for communications of the Colorado Girl Scouts, responding to a story about a transgender girl who was allowed to join the Brownies.
Looks like I’ll be buying a ton of cookies this year.
(via Shakesville article on various bigoted attacks on the GSA by religious...
ramou replied to your post: You guys! Fat girl jeans at Dots are amazing. I…
I just saw the leopard skinny jeans. I want them even though I would likely never wear them outside.
I didn’t even try them on because I’m too broke to buy something that awesome/frivolous… but I get paid on Friday and there are no guarantees I won’t buy those or the orange ones… none...
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You guys! Fat girl jeans at Dots are amazing. I got the “fragile” brand. I love them. They don’t cut at the waist or sag in the butt and they cuff so perfectly. I LOVE THEM LOVE THEM LOVE THEM! And they were $22!
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After sitting in my cube for part of the morning,...
CALLING ALL CHICAGO TUMBLR FOLKS!
therealhaggers:
schlegelbites:
So… we open our 2nd extension of Jersey Shore: The Musical this Friday (Jan. 13th). AND we’re co-hosting a Season 5 premiere party at Lumen with the new cast member “The Unit.”
If you say you’re with Jersey Shore: The Musical, you get in for free AND you get free drinks from 9-10:30! This is going to be the most ridiculous thing ever and everyone should...
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CALLING ALL CHICAGO TUMBLR FOLKS!
So… we open our 2nd extension of Jersey Shore: The Musical this Friday (Jan. 13th). AND we’re co-hosting a Season 5 premiere party at Lumen with the new cast member “The Unit.”
If you say you’re with Jersey Shore: The Musical, you get in for free AND you get free drinks from 9-10:30! This is going to be the most ridiculous thing ever and everyone should come!!
glossylalia replied to your post: Well…
You’re going to go so fucking far and I will set fire to anyone’s rain who tries to stand in your way.
I am going to find someone to stand in my way just so you can throw down. Cool?! Cool. (also you are the sweetest. thank you.)
It's the healthy habits, not what you weigh! →
lucillebruise:
marilynwann:
Ooh, science! Here’s what researchers found. When looking at a very large number of people, those who ate 5 servings of fruits and veg a day, got regular exercise, drank alcohol moderately, and didn’t smoke tobacco were more than three times less likely to die, regardless of what they weighed or whether they lost weight. The fattest people in the study benefitted...
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Well...
I didn’t get it. As far as I know, they cast 1 person: a dude. He’s awesome and I was only a little bit sad. Just a little bit.
They said “WE LOVE YOU! YOU SPEAK TO US! WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH! NOW MESS WITH US!”
I have to work on being a little more out there and unexpected. One auditor’s advice, “Don’t shock us. Shock yourself.”
Which is...
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Giant Husband quit smoking!
It’s been like 2 weeks.
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Watching Teen Mom
Why didn’t anyone tell me about Catelynn and Tyler?!
Watching an old episode of "How I Met Your Mother"
Me: Remember when Speidi was a thing?
Giant Husband: No.
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Wild New Year's Eve
We spent it on the couch watching Dirty Dancing and a documentary on Bill Cunningham.
We had a champagne toast and cheesey treats but it was one of the best NYE ever.
December 2011
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Tiny dog wants my grapefruit La Croix so bad. He’s crawling all over me trying to get to my cup. He’s the weirdest.
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Forcing Tiny Dog to snuggle. He’s warming to the idea.
glossylalia replied to your post: I am freaking out about this audition
No no no go for it. You are an inspiration either way. Keep being great!
NO YOU ARE! Thank you. I needed that.
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Branding: making us believe we are defined by what we consume rather than what we create.
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I am freaking out about this audition
If I don’t get it: obvious bummer. I don’t know when I’ll have the attention of the comedy gods again. But if I don’t get it, I’ll be fine. Our little production company is in an amazing growth spurt and I love all my collaborators. I love the home I’m building with Giant Husband. I don’t even hate my day job.
I’m more afraid of GETTING this gig....