December 2010
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Stealing from MoGlo:2010 Year in Review →
1. What did you do in 2010 that you’d never done before?
Posed topless for a widespread ad, wore a swimsuit without a cover up, preformed in just underwear- it was a naked-ish year
2. Did you keep your new years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I don’t think I had a resolution. It was probably to lose weight. Never again. NEVER AGAIN. I resolve to: get married, get...
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I was having a TERRIBLE DAY
And then I pounded a tallboy.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Waterworld
I’m watching it.
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Lipstick Feminists: Boycott American Women →
lipstick-feminists:
No, this is actually a blog; http://boycottamericanwomen.blogspot.com/
Just wondering what all lovely gals and guys who read this blog think about this one :)
Submitted by pushbartoopen.
I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American…
Sometimes, I think blogs like these are just elaborate hoaxes orchestrated by...
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Last Night
Giant Fiance and I went over to our friend’s house for her birthday. He got drunky drunk so he was passed out and snoring by the time I finished washing my face.
I couldn’t sleep with the terrifying sounds he was making. I tried to get him to roll over but he kept shaking his fists and saying, “I don’t wanna!” or “Let’s just let the dog food run its...
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When I think about body acceptance, I try to treat myself like a recovering alcoholic. I don’t expose myself to things that would trigger self loathing and make me “fall off the wagon.” I avoid lady-mags and I refuse to engage in, “You’re not fat!” conversations with girlfriends.
But this time of year with New Years resolutions and bemoaning body flaws,...
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Why do they call them “express” trains when they are really “fuck everything up and ruin lives” trains?
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Guys!
For ruls, I can’t handle the gushy lovey dovey stuff y’all are posting.
You are breaking my soul and my cheeks hurt.
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Still on the dog nails...
According to our puppy trainer, if you have to do something scary to a dog, you have to get them used to the tools of that task. For instance: if you have to give them yucky medicine out of a syringe, fill the syringe with peanut butter a few times or just let them play with it when there’s no meds in it. With this in mind, I tried clipping my nails in front of the dog and showing him the...
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Wedding Dramaz
Pulling my hair out. JUST PULLING IT OUT!
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Tiny Dog has made a full recovery from the horrors of having 4 nails clipped.
CLEARLY I AM TRYING TO KILL HIM.
Little does he know, I’m coming back for a few more now that he’s calmed down.
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TATTOO REVELATION!
I am seriously thinking of getting a Gibson Girl on my left arm. I love the pin up tattoos but they don’t really resonate with me on a personal level. I would love to get a tattoo that speaks to my feminist ideals but I can’t find anything that I feel confident wouldn’t ever feel dated. I love the look of Gibson girls and they are the antithesis of what I want to be as a...
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Christmas Eve
Giant Fiance loves, loves, loves his present. I am so excited.
I love my present. He did rul good. Get ready for more pictures on my tumblr, mostly terrible ones as I learn more about light and shit. But there will also be videos of Puss Puss and Tiny Dog so that should even things out, right?
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PHEW!
I found my engagement ring. I wasn’t saying it was “lost” because I knew hoped it was somewhere in the house. I hadn’t really looked for it either because if I looked and couldn’t find it, that would mean it was really lost.
But I found it.
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Bummer
We’re doing serious grocery shopping tonight so I had to make a little stir fry out of odds and ends. It’s good but it needs salsa. Can someone bring me salsa?
It’s barley and black beans with spices (cumin and garlic mostly) topped with cheese.
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Puss puss knows she’ll get in trouble if she hits the dog. But she really hates him. Her new plan is to attack the couch as this upsets him. So basically he barks and she tears at the couch while staring at him with hate.
It’s all great fun, especially when I’m on a conference call.
Oh my...
Drunken tumblring last night. Oh yes, oh yes.
I think maybe...
Romance is just pain through the rose colored glasses of time.
But maybe it’s the bottle of wine. Also the hookah. Oh the hookah.
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I accidentally had a Christmas party last night...
It was pretty awesome. I like my friends a lot.
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Kitchen's clean. Dinner's in the oven. Glass of...
Housewife drunk in 5, 4, 3, 2…
Yes
I have two full weeks off work. TWO FULL WEEKS.
I am a housewife. I got housewife drunk last night on spiced wine. I am going to bake cookies and get housewife drunk again tonight.
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REALLY?!
I had the opportunity to work for 3 years on a GLBTQ show. I met some amazing people and was immersed in the gay community, just how I like it. I befriended transmen, lesbians, gender queers and men who defined themselves as “6 on the kinsey scale.”
One of the amazing couples I met was a lesbian and a transman. We’ll call her J and him, S. S had transitioned after they had...
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This became a sketch...
Dood: Guys! I'm doing the Men's Health Urbanathalon!
Me: What the hell is that?
Dood: It's a race for men in the city and there are obstacles!
Me: Obstacles? For white men in the city? Like what? Women with self esteem?
Dood: Shut up.
Head writer: Or like your thinly veiled racism?
Dood: Guys...
Me: Or your own homosexual tendencies?
Obstacles are no biggie when you're running with privilege.
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I love you dodgergirl
You can support wikileaks and still not dismiss out of hand rape charges brought by women. Hell, you can be skeptical and not dismiss the charges with a wave of your hand.
More here.
Exactly.
P.S. I would have reblogged but it’s cutting weird.
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Things I'm doing in January
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Giant Fiance loves puns so much he has a tattoo of...
CHRISTMAS
I am so insanely in the Christmas spirit right now. We’re spending the holidays in Chicago so my mom sent us a 6 foot plastic tree and I can’t wait to decorate it.
I’ve been knitting like crazy and I am so excited to stay home and bake all next week.
CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS!!!!
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PHEW!
The beautiful and hilarious hil-arrr-y helped me.
I am on the list. I changed all passwords associated with that email addy yesterday and I removed the email from any financial logins. GOD THIS SUCKS.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
I can barely turn on a computer. How do I find the list of leaked Gawker emails?! Do I google it? OH GOD. Someone help me.
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I will admit it
I see a lot of Giant Fiance and my relationship in Pam and Jim’s.
We’re best friends.
It took us a long time to get here.
Our happiness ruined one of the best shows of all time.
Giant Fiance is also tall.
You know. Lots of parallels there.